Thursday, December 2, 2010

Zane-isms (August -November)

August 13, 2010
Wouldn't it be cool if we made a robot that had a tube that was connected to the house so when he sneezed the breath from the sneeze would go through the tube and blow the windmill and give power to the house and also shoot out fireworks.

August 23, 2010
Zane made a wish on a dandelion. Thank goodness you don't get everything you wish for because his wish was for turbo guns on my car.

September 1, 2010
Some day when I'm a grown up I'm going to wish I was still in Kindergarten.

September 13, 2010
Zane has to switch to a new Kindergarten class because of over enrollment. They told us to put a positive spin on it so I told him that they chose him to move because he's the type of kid who makes new friends easily. He said "Yeah, when I meet people, I become friends with them at the speed of light!"

September 30, 2010
Pillow (in Zane's voice): I'm tired.
Zane: Of course you are, you're a pillow

October 4, 2010
I'm fixing dinner tonight. I sure hope you really love something that is heated up in the microwave.

October 8, 2010
It's weird because these are called onion rings but they don't taste anything like onions. -Zane on Burger King Onion Rings

October 10, 2010
Zane just said that we should eat the Jamba vegetable everyday. You know the one that's good for kids but tastes like ice cream. I said like what we get at Jamba juice? You know it's not a vegetable it's the name of the place. He said I know mom. I'm just trying to make up jokes again.

October 10, 2010
Wouldn't it be weird if you were in Ireland and griffins flew out of a painting? But it would also make perfect sense because Ireland is a magical place.

November 8, 2010
Sometimes at circle time I'm really thinking of new inventions and then later on at recess I'm thinking of how to make them more advanced.

November 12, 2010
This morning Zane was acting up and Nathan was threatening everything he could think of but he wouldn't settle down. Finally he said, "If you don't straighten up and act like you are supposed to I'm going to tell your mom and she will deal with you when she gets home." He looked scared and did everything right from then on out.

November 21, 2010
Me: Do you believe in Santa?
Zane: Well, I believe that Santa was a real person at one time but then he died and so now his ghost delivers our presents. And I think that because he's so quiet.

November 21, 2010
At least if I get coals in my stocking we could have a BBQ.

November 30, 2010
Zane: I just put this outfit on to re-live my life.
Me: what?
Zane: yeah, if you want to re-live your life just go get some of your old clothes and put them on and if they're too small just go to the store and get some clothes like you used to wear in a bigger size. That's how you re-live your life.